The joy of the movie art tagline. Sometimes just lame and/or perfunctory, other times an art form to itself. Here are some of the gems I have on hand.
1 – He hears the silence. He sees the darkness.
2 – The king of martial arts faces a bionic killing machine!
3 – The most feared person of all is a person without fear!
4 – One’s tough – one’s smart
Later Chuck releases often didn’t bother with a tagline. “Chuck Norris” was tagline enough.
Jeff vs. Jeff:
1 (a) – Just try him. (b) No gun. No knife. No equal.
2 – He’s the perfect weapon
Imagine the confusion amongst young cinephiles the world over. They’re not even the same Jeff.
Mind, if I had a time machine, I’d use it to go back and make the tagline for The Perfect Weapon “He’s the Karate Cop”. And, you know, kill Hitler.
Hot Hauer Action:
As if if Rutger with a sword wasn’t enough to secure the rental.
So stupid it’s clever:
Now, that’s just lazy:
Death Wish 6 – “The vigilante is back for vengeance again with a vengeance ..!” Ah, what might have been.
You thought that was lazy:
While the tagline hasn’t completely died, “from the director/writer/caterer of Taken” doesn’t quite cut it.
Keeping the flame burning:
1 – Seven colleagues. One weekend away. It’s time to get slaughtered.
2 – They’re close mates, but not that close.
3 – Part mystery. Part thriller. Parts missing.
These are all on that new fangled DVD format which is all the rage. Not bad.
The Stath! Points deducted, mind, for being intentionally funny.
This is genius. The tag is near as big as the title, and downright weird. What is he, radioactive?
Simple, economic and to the point – a thing of beauty.